A very high attacking visor cha- IS THAT A LEAF?!?! Yep! Gullot is a animated leaf with a high attack and speed, but low defense and morale. NVR: 95 I lik him…i mean who wouldn’t hes kinda cute but I wouldn’t want to see him in my hot tub…okay maybe that’s just me

You left him. Left behind.... Left behind.... rot away.... He knows....... leave him...... he's not alive....... not real........ not safe....... don't run...... (= NVR: 112 Yah that was me in the title sayin, “o my” Anyways, um that description didn’t make sense to me…did it make sense to you? oh wait now i get it YIKES HE’S IN MY HOUZ SEND HLEP

The times of voplex are done, which means he is now locked behind a timeless vault. But not to worry! the second ever vosher crew skin is making its debut as "Blacklight triangular tim" for the months of january. in addition to the skins that you will get in february (if you keep renewing your subscription) legacy rewards will also be granted on top of the new skins, being "Super Contrast Tim" for the second month, "Shining vibes tim" for the third month, and "Sour Zapping tim" for the 4th month. Along with this, 1000 shmiles and exclusive developer podcasts will be provided to those who purchase the subscription! Yummy yummy yummy nom nom nom don’t mind me eatin my sandwhich…

For the low price, you can earn some glimmering skins in battle, being blacklight colin, blacklight sid, and the first reskin of stari, being blacklight stari! Each of these skins can also learn an exclusive battle attack, being "Blinding Blacklight" that does 2x damage to any scary skin! NVR: goood hi. its me again…i just like coming on here and writing a little something…bye now (look on the other new releases for more of me (= )

What more could you want from a skin? It keeps you warm, protected, and looks cool in your vosher skin collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NVR: 20 *but it has other abilities* Don’t be fooled by its NVR…if coziness and coolness and flexes were amongst the rankings for NVR, it’d be about an 800…excuse the overexaggeration…did I spell that correctly? omy its just silly me again

He wont let any of his friends or enemies go out in the storm. He makes sure with his crazy battle skills, defense, and morale levels. NVR: 99 I don’t know why you’re still reading this GO BUY IT! Trust me its a good descision. my bad…opinions again…sorry

This one is a bit sad..... He knew his demise was coming before he even noticed the storm. Thankfully, you can revive him, amd make him a great defensive member of your team. NVR: 30 GET IT BEFORE IT GOES UP IN VALUE SO WHEN IT DOES…YOU’RE ABLE TO SELL IT AT GREAT PROFIT!! sorry…just my opinion again…

Looks like he was fishing for some delicious food... until the snowstorm got him. legend has it, he was friends with crisp sid before the storm, and always practiced battles in the fair square group. NVR: 78 Yah wow what a buy!!

Ouch! Looks like someone got stuck in the snowstorm, because he was found buried under feet of snow.... But you can fix him, and make him a great partner in battle! NVR: 70 (GOING UP) Quite a nice investment if I may say so myself…ahem…sorry I’m just a Vosher opinionist…erm…okay…you can take the microphone off me now…*fumble fumble* *Blank*

A 3 for 1 deal, and half the price of buying all the skins separately?! Yes please! This is a limited edition bundle only available for the vosher 100 year snowstorm live event.

The Origin of the liminal mall has evolved. His minion, the undertaker, and him will help to fight in ANY battle! GET IT TODAY Aye Vosher players!! I’m just a goofy little product designer havin’ fun writin’ in a text box in a Java code script…okay I got better things to do byyyyye!!!!! (=

To get yourself solidly started, get the futiger starter pack! This pack includes 97 NVR FUTIGER colin, 500 shmiles, Toxic Burn Shock feild attack, and a 3 piece mystery fruit box.

THE OG JELLYERS ARE BACK!!! As a first-season member, I can't help getting excited as the website designer writing this…THE JELLYERS ARE BACK!!! The Jellyers have a long history with Vosher, beginning as one of the FIRST (and only) Vosher releases for Christmas. Back when Vosher only had new releases once every year, the Jellyers were a fan favorite. But going into season 5, the Jellyers had almost passed into legend. And yet, when no one thought Vosher would bring them back, THEY DID!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!!

LIMITED TIME ONLY! Buy some of the Christmas items today! Rupert, Digery, and Present Pooch, are three among many of the new exclusive skins this season!

Crisper Crammaths are mean creatures, unless tamed. But until then, they are unpredictable (last Thursday they upturned four trees), irresponsible (they could never take care of your dog), and aggressive (long story short, we don't co-exist with Crammaths.) On the other hand…WHAT IF YOU COULD HAVE THEM ON YOUR TEAM!? Buy three today for just 10 dollars!!

For a low price of $3.42 per month, you can unlock monthly rewards that are enhancements to others! Every month, you get a unique skin, legacy rewards, 1000 shmiles, and access to exclusive developer podcasts! Additionally, every month you unlock a new style for the previous month's skin. So in November, you get the Voplex skin, the next month you get the December skin plus the hot magma style for Voplex, and then in January, you unlock the hidden moss style for Voplex along with January's reward. Get it NOW… Before it's too late.

Get your limited time Kool-Aide vosher character or use the quest line availible at the Vosher HQ to win the skin, and have the biggest flex among your friends!

Get it while it lasts, only through February! This is a nice release, and a cheap one too! 

Yup! This one’s for you, bad Vosher players. At the cheapest cheapskappes you can buy, purchase it now!

Love it!!! This one is a creation of the co-producer of the entire game! Get it at all times at the VO shop!

YIPE! THIS ONE IS SCARY! But, can you scare your opponents with it. UMMM…I AM REALLY SCARED SEEING THIS THING!

Avilible at all times, but it will go up in price! Get sleeping, then surprise your enemies extremely quickly. POSSIBLY FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF DARK!!!!

Get the free skin from Vosher to you for Valentines Day! Enjoy it while it lasts, you will have this character forever, until next season rolls along! SO get your double-smhile deals while you can through a special quest line along with a quiz as well as an Official Vosher Podcast shoutout!!!!

Limited for Febuary 2024 then it’s gone forever! Available at February times only!!! GET SOON! 28 days until it’s leaving!